The Hegelian Theory of History

I.
Event 1. John, the strongest kid in class does not tie his shoes + Event 2. John picks on group of kids, bullying them.
Event 3= John chases the kids, but slips out of his shoes.

II.
Event 1. John sprains his ankle + Event 2. John gets jumped on the way home from school.
Event 3= John is really hurt

III.
Event 1. John goes to the hospital + Event 2. John is now on crutches
Event 3= John now goes to a bullying class and ties his shoes in a double knot.